a survey...

another blast from the past...


i guess i was really a sucker for surveys back then. i guess i used it to kill time (and the boredom) in the office during those times when i got nothing to do.


this one, i find really funny... hahaha hope you do, too.


just can't figure out, for the life of me, who my last kiss was... hahaha


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1. real name: joey isaac


2. like it:
may choice ba ko? wala naman diba?!


3. single or taken:
single... but we'll see =')


4. zodiac sign:
virgo, the virgin=')


5. male or female:
dude, pare... hehehe


6. age:
23. for real.


7. height:
around 5'6"


8. lucky number:
6


9. eye color:
brownish


10. hair color:
brown ngayon


11. long or short:
too short for a girl too long for a guy


12. marital status:
single?


13. are you a health freak:
not really... i smoke. regularly.


14. height:
hindi naman ako tumangkad within the last uhm, 2minutes.


15. do you have a crush on someone:
yes?


16. do you like yourself:
do you have a problem with that?


17. piercings:
3 sa left ear, 2 sa right, one on my tongue


18. tattoos:
a "triquetra" (charmed symbol) on the upper right side of my back


19. righty or lefty
righty...


20. fav color:
blue... green.. black?


21. least fav color:
pink


FIRSTS...


22. first kiss:
saan?


23. first piercing:
left ear


24. first best friend:
llyod anthony gonzales, grade 6


25. first award:
1st honors, kindergarten.. yeah boy!


26. first sport:
uhm... basketball ata... hehehe


27. first pet:
cat... don't really remember


28. first vacation:
talim island in rizal, can't remember the year


29. first car:
wala pa.


30. first crush:
can't remember na eh...


CURRENTLY ...


31. what time is it:
6:19 am... hehehe good morning!


32. where are you:
office ='(


33. wish:
to hit quota for the next, uhm, ever...


34. about to:
smoke in 40 minutes... first break and all


35. listening to:
my colleagues talk, no music yet, andito pa si ms.gaye... hehehe maybe later


36. waiting for:
sick leave namin ngayon macoconvert to cash eh... yun niintay ko ngayon... hehehe


37. wearing:
leather shoes, black socks, black slacks, undies, blue polo shirt


38. annoyed about:
my debtors... or customers... hehehe


39. eating:
dewberry - strawberry and cream.. don't tell anybody, i'm not supposed to be eating here... =p


40. drinking:
water lang


FUTURE...


41. want kids?:
definitely want one, i want one right now. as in now. N-O-W. now


42. want to get married?:
and burn all those cash? are you crazy???


43. careers in mind?:
i still want to be a writer. and own my own coffee shop (in the works)


44. dream car?:
BMW Z4 top down, red, flaming red =)


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX...


45. lips or eyes?:
i prefer the lips, if we're gonna kiss and eyes if we're just gonna talk, if we're gonna do a lot more than that, i prefer both... =)


46. hugs or kisses:
hugs at night kiss in the morning after brushing


47. shorter or taller:
either way is fine. wait, hold up, i mean anybody taller than my little sister... =)


48. tan skinned or light:
tan. i like to get a tan every now and then... =) but i ain't that tan... hehehe i'm mulatto


49. romantic or spontaneous:
spontaneously romantic! daya!!! hehehe


50. dark or light hair:
basta may hair... hehehe


51. built, fat, muscular, skinny, or normal:
normal. i actually like skinny guys...


52. hook up or relationship:
hook up with someone right there at the moment, relationship with someone i can see myself after 2weeks from date of contact... =)


53. similar to you or different:
mixed. i want them to be able to argue with me during an "intelligent conversation"


54. trouble maker or hesitant:
trouble maker but knows the right time to make the right kind of trouble... =)


HAVE YOU EVER...


55. kissed a stranger:
it depends on your definition of the word "stranger" hehehe i guess so... yeah... =)


56. drank bubbles:
what do you mean bubbles? beer bubbles? yeah definitely...


57. ate a crayon:
who would do something like that?


58. lost glasses/contacts:
don't have 'em. i have 20/20 vision =)


59. climbed up a tree:
yes, when i wan younger. mangga, alatiris, santol, talisay, bayabas, chico and many more...

60. broken someone's heart:
yes... sorry...


61. been arrested:
not yet... but got caught violating curfew policies... hehehe


62. turned someone down:
yup. definitely.


63. cried when someone died:
yes. i ain't a stone, you know.


64. liked a friend as more than a friend:
yes, yes, oh god, yes...


DO YOU BELIEVE IN...


65. yourself:
of course, what kind of question is that?


66. miracles:
maybe, maybe not. depends. if you're talking about those loud-booming-voice-bush-on-fire-writings-on-the-wall kinda things, you'll have to give me a very strong evidence


67. ghosts:
yes. definitely. a ghost lives in our house, it's my aunt's son, she had a miscarriage a few years back and our house is built right on top of the place where they buried the fetus. and i ain't the only one who've seen it, a lot of people have. so i definitely believe in them.


68. love at first sight:
that's a whole lotta crap.


69. santa claus:
i used to... =(


70. heaven and hell:
not so much. i believe that we all go to one place when we pass on, and in that place, the "sinners" are the slaves of the "good ones"... hey, i think i can start my own religion now... hehehe


71. kissing on the first date:
it's a good thing. i mean, you have to take it for a test drive before you buy the whole car, right?


72. God:
yes.


ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...


73. Is there one person you want to be with right now?
yes. and they are named chandler, monica, joey, phoebe, rachel and ross... i just want to go home and watch dvds... =(


74. Who is it?
i've already answered that...


75. Do you kiss on the first date?
yes?..


76. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?
yes?


77. Last time you flossed?
last night, thank you very much!


79. Fart in public?
you can;t help it sometimes... hehehe so, yes.


80. Flirt with your friends boyfriend or girlfriend?
oh god, no!


81. Cheat on a partner?
i have an explanation! we were fighting! we weren't talking! that doesn't count!


82. Whats under your bed?
my victim's bodies... seriously, shoes and the dust bunnies... hehehe


83. Last time you cleaned your toilet?
i don't cleamn the toilet. my mom does... hehehe


84. Ever sprout hairs on your chin?
yup, i normally shave but i've tried growing them...


85. Does the carpet match the curtains?
nope. we don't have a carpet... yet.


86. Last kiss?
within 24 hours... =)


87. Last booty call?
within 24 hours?


88. 7th text received?
huh?


89. 4th missed call?
again, huh?


90. Last comment received?
s last sunday, when my friend said i was "glowing"... i guess


91. Sleep with a stuffed animal?
yes... it ain't so bad


92. Last time you cried?
can't remember...


93. Pee in pools?
yes, it is so much fun...


94. Ever stolen something?
yup. got a problem with that?


95. Ever drink milk from the carton?
almost always?


96. Mad at anyone?
yep.


97. Ever rock a mullet?
hell no!


98. Last tuxedo worn?
i don't wear tuxedos.

if i can say what i want to say...

fuck... hahaha

got a real blast from the past while searching my multiply site... hehehe found this lying around and thought it best to share it with everyone... hope they still know who they are... hahahaha

please bear in mind that i wrote this about a year or a year and a half ago... hahahaha

got a good laugh out of it but some of it still stings after all these time... sad...

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things i can never say to the people in parenthesis... =) alright, it's not their real names, but if they get to read this, they'll know who they are... >_<

(sheila, kim, nicole aka mariah, tony rose, nad... hehehe)

i miss you guys sooo much! since we all became part of the philippines' work force, we rarely have the time to talk the way we used to. i just miss everything about us guys... hope we can have some bonding time together soon...

(mrs. petrucci)

i don't want to pay the electric bill. it is not mine to shoulder alone. but i will do it anyway. and please, please, please try to teach your kids a little more discipline... you need to be more strict. set the rules and make sure that they are obeyed. be the master of the house. 'cuz if you won't, i will.

(magnas-next-door)

fuck you! you're all gonna die a horrible death! you're gonna pay for everything you've ever stolen from us! you lying, cheating sons of bitches! and one day, you will all be kneeling before me asking for forgiveness you morons!!!

(my fairy godmother)

i'm sorry for being so proud. but this is the way it has to be. i have to stand on my own. you did a very good job. you raised me well, excellent. and i thank you for that. now that i'm trying to stand on my own, i hope you can just try to understand me.

(bestfriend)

i loved you with all my heart and my soul, with everything that i am. (i hope you know that) i understand what happened, at least i try to. but i just wanted you to know that. i miss you so much. of all the people i know, you're the one i really miss. i wish we could go back to our past because i don't like where we are right now. i hate that we can't even talk to each other, we just pass each other on the street and all we do is give each other a simpled nod. i guess i should consider that a good thing. on the brighter side, we might be at a place where nothing is supposed to be said, a simple nod says it all... i wish it's like that. but im not stupid. and i know you're not stupid as well. we both know things have changed. we have grown, but we have grown apart. this might be for the best... but let's just hope for something better... i maybe the only one thinking and feeling this way, but i sure do hope that you're thinking of this too. i miss you.

(noshka)

you don't deserve chito. you deserve soooo much more. wake up. realize your potentials. you're a great girl and i just hope you realize that soon. stop thinking that chito is the answer to all your problems. the truth is, chito is the source of all your problems. so think sistah! you're smart, use your head!

(impertinent)

i miss you and i'm happy for you. you're a good boy, intelligent, kind, and good-natured. i'm sorry for everything i did to you. i know you enjoyed it (because you said so) but i'm sorry anyway. good luck on your career and thanks for everything. friends for keeps. oh and by the way, i miss the times when i still call you... you know... i won't say it here because it will be too obvious for others who you are... =)

(patrick starr)

i was hurt. you know i did not ask too much from you. but is goodbye really that hard to say? i accepted that i was only number 2. did you really have to leave like that? i would have handled it like the mature, educated person that i am. you acted really immature. i used to love you. and i want to know if everything you gave me is true or if it is fake. i don't hate you, i hate what you did to me. all the lying and pretending just wasn't worth everything i went through for you. and you know exactly what i went through for you so don't act all dumb. i want to see you just to know how you're doing. if i do see you, i hope you see me too. i hope you can see how good i've been since you left. oh, remember "teddy"? well... teddy "accidentally got lost". but i am looking for him... when i'm free, that is.. *evil laugh* just kiddin'... i locked him away. far, far, far away. only prince charming can rescue him now.... hehehe

(mrs. baretto)

i miss you... you know you're one of the people that i can talk to about anything and everything under the sun... and i enjoy our conversations. do you remember how we were back in high school? oh god, i miss those nights... i miss your letters, your cake, your baked macaroni... i just miss you... and will you transfer to ortigas already?!

(chel)

i just wish everything were as what i thought they were... it would have made things a lot less complicated. because back then, we only had one problem... you know what it is. but as of today, our problems are just way too out of our hands... am i'm really sorry things had to end that way. i really did love you, you know...

well... i can't think of anybody else so i guess this is it as of right now... i'll add more to this... i promise

pictures!!!

can't think of anything to write... so i'll just post pics...

enjoi... got these pics from lola's baul... my apologies for the old pics... =p

this first one is of me and my cousin, shiela, taken when we went to an island here in rizal (this should be clue enough as there is only 1 island here that i know of). we were playing ANTM (america's next top model) by the pier under the moonlight and shining stars. pic was taken by my other cousin, kim.



the other pic is of my 2 eldest cats (i have 9 cats now), sparksky, the orange cat, is about 4 years old now and stitch, sparksky's 1st daughter, is about 3 years old now. stitch's color is very peculiar to me. it looks dark but when you look closely, it will look like orange... hahaha let's just settle for it's dark near the roots and orange near the tips.


this one is sparksky when she was a lot younger when i first got her... rather, when she first conned me into giving her food and shelter and therefore eliminating every single need for scouring the neighborhood food because i was hypnotized into doing it for her... =p i love my cats...



this is me way back in 2007... when i first got my tattoo... this was taken no more than 1 week after i got my tattoo... swimming was a fave past time of me and my cousins... back then. =p

this is one of my favorite pics of all time. this was taken in puerto galera when i was there with "team achievers" last feb 2008. we had one hell of a time in what i can only discuss as one of the best summer outings in my life so far. there is an edited version of this and i think tina will hate me for posting the original... better show the truth than be labeled "adobe-d"... =p

i guess this is all for now... i can't seem to access my other pics in multiply... multiply is having some "technical issues" right now. but don't worry, i will try to upload more pics here as soon as i can...

enjoi... =p

>i'll be back<

plagiarism hahaha

i got this from a site that caters to PLUs and if you don't know what PLU means by now, you will never, ever know them.

the guy's nick is TOP___notcher. i wanted to post a picture of him but i wasn't able to get one... hehehe i'll ask him later... pwamis

i hope he doesn't mind me "borrowing" this. this is in his profile and i immensely enjoyed reading it.

hope everyone does too.

btw, i didn't ask for permission to post this here... hehehe
so you're an anti-plagiarist?
sue me.

besides, i think the last part of this is from books by bob ong. i maybe wrong, but then again, i don't admit my mistakes. you see, i have what i like to call "selective amnesia" (there's a fun fact about me). i can forget things i want and if you remember them, i will deny it to the highest level, unless of course, you have damning proof of my slips... anyway, read it, it's fun. and some of it even express my beliefs, if not better worded. go ahead.

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1.hindi ako carinderia na kahit sino pwede kumain... namimili naman ako kahit papano.
2. hindi ako vulca seal na gagawin mong panakip butas... kung gago ka, mas gago ako.
3. hindi ako 7/11 na laging bukas kahit kanino... by appointment ako.
4. hindi ako chewing gum na pag wala ng lasa ididikit mo na kahit saan...
5. hindi ako picture frame na gagawin mo lang pang display...
6. hindi ako memory card na 4 gig o kahit na ilan...limited lang ang alam ko.wag kang magmalaki
7. hindi ako barbecue na isasawsaw para lalong magkalasa! makuntento ka kung ano at sino ako...

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ABOUT MEN
(read it. you'll learn something...)


If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.

Slower is better.

Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.

If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.

If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is
Don't stay because you think "it will get better"
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.

Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up..

Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later.

You cannot change a man's behavior.* Change comes from within.

Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
Even if he has more education or in a better job.

Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.

All men are NOT dogs.

You should not be the one doing all the bending...
Compromise is two way street.

You need time to heal between relationships. ..
There is nothing cute about baggage...
Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship

You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals. ..
Look for someone complimentary. ...not supplementary.

Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.

Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted

Never move into his mother's house.. Never co-sign for a man.

Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.*
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.

Scared of being alone is what makes a lot of men stay in relationships that are abusive or hurtful

You should know that:
You're the best thing that could ever happen to anyone and if a man mistreats you, he'll miss out on a good thing. If he was attracted to you in the 1st place, just know that he's not the only one.

They're all watching you, so you have a lot of choices.

Make the right one...


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1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."

2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."

3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."

9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."

10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."

11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo ay magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."

12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."

13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."

14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."

15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."

16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”

17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”

18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"

19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."

spell hectic and haggard......

my apologies (if there is someone reading this) because i haven't been able to post something for a while.

i've been rather busy... trying to resign and everything...

my Supervisor is giving me one hell of a time... i don't know if he doesn't want me to leave the company or he's happy to see me resign. i can't decide as of the moment. although i'm very optimistic and i love to believe that it's the first reason.

i can't even begin to describe the things that i'm doing... so i won't. i won't tell you that i have to organize a tree's worth of paper so i can return it to the company or that i'm trying to look for my ID lace which will cost me 50 bucks or that i'm trying to make sure i'll get my 4 month's worth of 13th month pay... no, i won't tell you any of those. methinks you guys aren't interested in that.

anyways, i'm typing this right now in a public internet cafe... hahaha

never mind the staring guys playing whatsitcalled, never mind that i have to be in the office later to start my clearance process, never mind that i will be officially unemployed in about 8 hours or less... hahaha i just don't mind, i guess...

anyway, i will try to write as soon as i can. i will be back... promise..

think of this as a "sabbatical" for a short while. i may not be reached but i will sure try my best to reach you.

so hang tight, we're going to ram them... =p

my apologies again...

attack of the answering machines

27th november 2009

i went to work yesterday but failed to be productive. i'm working as a sales agent (telemarketer) right now for my 5th campaign in the same company since july of this year.

however, yesterday, i did not make any sales. and i have absolutely no idea why. i was making calls, doing everything i was doing the previous days, making sure that i gave my everyhting and doing the best i can to make sales. nakakahiya naman kasi sa mga kateam ko di ba?

pero wala talaga akong makuhang sale... hiyang hiya ako. dalawa kami na walang benta kahapon pero yung isa, bago lang nagtawag para dito sa campaign na 'to so may dahilan siya kung bakit wala siyang benta... eh ako, halos 1 week na ko nagda-dial para sa campaign na 'to kaya dapat alam ko na kung pano bumenta sa campaign na
'to.

ang dami kasing answering machines... wala akong magawa... bentahan ko ba yung answering machine? can have a conversation with a machine? of course not!

mabuti na lang at mabait yung team coach ko at naiintindihan nya yung situation kaya mejo mababa yung bentahan. hindi lang naman ako yung nahihirapan bumenta eh. lahat kami. but of course, that's not a reason not to perform at work. there is novalid reason not to perform at work except if you're really not a performer or if you're not really good at what you do (and in this case, you should leave that job and find something you're good at).

yun lang naman... gusto ko lang talaga mag-vent... hehehe

it's the attack of the answering machines. and we're all going to feel their wrath.

be afraid. be very afraid.