another blast from the past...
i guess i was really a sucker for surveys back then. i guess i used it to kill time (and the boredom) in the office during those times when i got nothing to do.
this one, i find really funny... hahaha hope you do, too.
just can't figure out, for the life of me, who my last kiss was... hahaha
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1. real name: joey isaac
2. like it:
may choice ba ko? wala naman diba?!
3. single or taken:
single... but we'll see =')
4. zodiac sign:
virgo, the virgin=')
5. male or female:
dude, pare... hehehe
6. age:
23. for real.
7. height:
around 5'6"
8. lucky number:
6
9. eye color:
brownish
10. hair color:
brown ngayon
11. long or short:
too short for a girl too long for a guy
12. marital status:
single?
13. are you a health freak:
not really... i smoke. regularly.
14. height:
hindi naman ako tumangkad within the last uhm, 2minutes.
15. do you have a crush on someone:
yes?
16. do you like yourself:
do you have a problem with that?
17. piercings:
3 sa left ear, 2 sa right, one on my tongue
18. tattoos:
a "triquetra" (charmed symbol) on the upper right side of my back
19. righty or lefty
righty...
20. fav color:
blue... green.. black?
21. least fav color:
pink
FIRSTS...
22. first kiss:
saan?
23. first piercing:
left ear
24. first best friend:
llyod anthony gonzales, grade 6
25. first award:
1st honors, kindergarten.. yeah boy!
26. first sport:
uhm... basketball ata... hehehe
27. first pet:
cat... don't really remember
28. first vacation:
talim island in rizal, can't remember the year
29. first car:
wala pa.
30. first crush:
can't remember na eh...
CURRENTLY ...
31. what time is it:
6:19 am... hehehe good morning!
32. where are you:
office ='(
33. wish:
to hit quota for the next, uhm, ever...
34. about to:
smoke in 40 minutes... first break and all
35. listening to:
my colleagues talk, no music yet, andito pa si ms.gaye... hehehe maybe later
36. waiting for:
sick leave namin ngayon macoconvert to cash eh... yun niintay ko ngayon... hehehe
37. wearing:
leather shoes, black socks, black slacks, undies, blue polo shirt
38. annoyed about:
my debtors... or customers... hehehe
39. eating:
dewberry - strawberry and cream.. don't tell anybody, i'm not supposed to be eating here... =p
40. drinking:
water lang
FUTURE...
41. want kids?:
definitely want one, i want one right now. as in now. N-O-W. now
42. want to get married?:
and burn all those cash? are you crazy???
43. careers in mind?:
i still want to be a writer. and own my own coffee shop (in the works)
44. dream car?:
BMW Z4 top down, red, flaming red =)
WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX...
45. lips or eyes?:
i prefer the lips, if we're gonna kiss and eyes if we're just gonna talk, if we're gonna do a lot more than that, i prefer both... =)
46. hugs or kisses:
hugs at night kiss in the morning after brushing
47. shorter or taller:
either way is fine. wait, hold up, i mean anybody taller than my little sister... =)
48. tan skinned or light:
tan. i like to get a tan every now and then... =) but i ain't that tan... hehehe i'm mulatto
49. romantic or spontaneous:
spontaneously romantic! daya!!! hehehe
50. dark or light hair:
basta may hair... hehehe
51. built, fat, muscular, skinny, or normal:
normal. i actually like skinny guys...
52. hook up or relationship:
hook up with someone right there at the moment, relationship with someone i can see myself after 2weeks from date of contact... =)
53. similar to you or different:
mixed. i want them to be able to argue with me during an "intelligent conversation"
54. trouble maker or hesitant:
trouble maker but knows the right time to make the right kind of trouble... =)
HAVE YOU EVER...
55. kissed a stranger:
it depends on your definition of the word "stranger" hehehe i guess so... yeah... =)
56. drank bubbles:
what do you mean bubbles? beer bubbles? yeah definitely...
57. ate a crayon:
who would do something like that?
58. lost glasses/contacts:
don't have 'em. i have 20/20 vision =)
59. climbed up a tree:
yes, when i wan younger. mangga, alatiris, santol, talisay, bayabas, chico and many more...
60. broken someone's heart:
yes... sorry...
61. been arrested:
not yet... but got caught violating curfew policies... hehehe
62. turned someone down:
yup. definitely.
63. cried when someone died:
yes. i ain't a stone, you know.
64. liked a friend as more than a friend:
yes, yes, oh god, yes...
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...
65. yourself:
of course, what kind of question is that?
66. miracles:
maybe, maybe not. depends. if you're talking about those loud-booming-voice-bush-on-fire-writings-on-the-wall kinda things, you'll have to give me a very strong evidence
67. ghosts:
yes. definitely. a ghost lives in our house, it's my aunt's son, she had a miscarriage a few years back and our house is built right on top of the place where they buried the fetus. and i ain't the only one who've seen it, a lot of people have. so i definitely believe in them.
68. love at first sight:
that's a whole lotta crap.
69. santa claus:
i used to... =(
70. heaven and hell:
not so much. i believe that we all go to one place when we pass on, and in that place, the "sinners" are the slaves of the "good ones"... hey, i think i can start my own religion now... hehehe
71. kissing on the first date:
it's a good thing. i mean, you have to take it for a test drive before you buy the whole car, right?
72. God:
yes.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY...
73. Is there one person you want to be with right now?
yes. and they are named chandler, monica, joey, phoebe, rachel and ross... i just want to go home and watch dvds... =(
74. Who is it?
i've already answered that...
75. Do you kiss on the first date?
yes?..
76. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time?
yes?
77. Last time you flossed?
last night, thank you very much!
79. Fart in public?
you can;t help it sometimes... hehehe so, yes.
80. Flirt with your friends boyfriend or girlfriend?
oh god, no!
81. Cheat on a partner?
i have an explanation! we were fighting! we weren't talking! that doesn't count!
82. Whats under your bed?
my victim's bodies... seriously, shoes and the dust bunnies... hehehe
83. Last time you cleaned your toilet?
i don't cleamn the toilet. my mom does... hehehe
84. Ever sprout hairs on your chin?
yup, i normally shave but i've tried growing them...
85. Does the carpet match the curtains?
nope. we don't have a carpet... yet.
86. Last kiss?
within 24 hours... =)
87. Last booty call?
within 24 hours?
88. 7th text received?
huh?
89. 4th missed call?
again, huh?
90. Last comment received?
s last sunday, when my friend said i was "glowing"... i guess
91. Sleep with a stuffed animal?
yes... it ain't so bad
92. Last time you cried?
can't remember...
93. Pee in pools?
yes, it is so much fun...
94. Ever stolen something?
yup. got a problem with that?
95. Ever drink milk from the carton?
almost always?
96. Mad at anyone?
yep.
97. Ever rock a mullet?
hell no!
98. Last tuxedo worn?
i don't wear tuxedos.
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Monday, December 14, 2009
if i can say what i want to say...
fuck... hahaha
got a real blast from the past while searching my multiply site... hehehe found this lying around and thought it best to share it with everyone... hope they still know who they are... hahahaha
please bear in mind that i wrote this about a year or a year and a half ago... hahahaha
got a good laugh out of it but some of it still stings after all these time... sad...
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things i can never say to the people in parenthesis... =) alright, it's not their real names, but if they get to read this, they'll know who they are... >_<
(sheila, kim, nicole aka mariah, tony rose, nad... hehehe)
i miss you guys sooo much! since we all became part of the philippines' work force, we rarely have the time to talk the way we used to. i just miss everything about us guys... hope we can have some bonding time together soon...
(mrs. petrucci)
i don't want to pay the electric bill. it is not mine to shoulder alone. but i will do it anyway. and please, please, please try to teach your kids a little more discipline... you need to be more strict. set the rules and make sure that they are obeyed. be the master of the house. 'cuz if you won't, i will.
(magnas-next-door)
fuck you! you're all gonna die a horrible death! you're gonna pay for everything you've ever stolen from us! you lying, cheating sons of bitches! and one day, you will all be kneeling before me asking for forgiveness you morons!!!
(my fairy godmother)
i'm sorry for being so proud. but this is the way it has to be. i have to stand on my own. you did a very good job. you raised me well, excellent. and i thank you for that. now that i'm trying to stand on my own, i hope you can just try to understand me.
(bestfriend)
i loved you with all my heart and my soul, with everything that i am. (i hope you know that) i understand what happened, at least i try to. but i just wanted you to know that. i miss you so much. of all the people i know, you're the one i really miss. i wish we could go back to our past because i don't like where we are right now. i hate that we can't even talk to each other, we just pass each other on the street and all we do is give each other a simpled nod. i guess i should consider that a good thing. on the brighter side, we might be at a place where nothing is supposed to be said, a simple nod says it all... i wish it's like that. but im not stupid. and i know you're not stupid as well. we both know things have changed. we have grown, but we have grown apart. this might be for the best... but let's just hope for something better... i maybe the only one thinking and feeling this way, but i sure do hope that you're thinking of this too. i miss you.
(noshka)
you don't deserve chito. you deserve soooo much more. wake up. realize your potentials. you're a great girl and i just hope you realize that soon. stop thinking that chito is the answer to all your problems. the truth is, chito is the source of all your problems. so think sistah! you're smart, use your head!
(impertinent)
i miss you and i'm happy for you. you're a good boy, intelligent, kind, and good-natured. i'm sorry for everything i did to you. i know you enjoyed it (because you said so) but i'm sorry anyway. good luck on your career and thanks for everything. friends for keeps. oh and by the way, i miss the times when i still call you... you know... i won't say it here because it will be too obvious for others who you are... =)
(patrick starr)
i was hurt. you know i did not ask too much from you. but is goodbye really that hard to say? i accepted that i was only number 2. did you really have to leave like that? i would have handled it like the mature, educated person that i am. you acted really immature. i used to love you. and i want to know if everything you gave me is true or if it is fake. i don't hate you, i hate what you did to me. all the lying and pretending just wasn't worth everything i went through for you. and you know exactly what i went through for you so don't act all dumb. i want to see you just to know how you're doing. if i do see you, i hope you see me too. i hope you can see how good i've been since you left. oh, remember "teddy"? well... teddy "accidentally got lost". but i am looking for him... when i'm free, that is.. *evil laugh* just kiddin'... i locked him away. far, far, far away. only prince charming can rescue him now.... hehehe
(mrs. baretto)
i miss you... you know you're one of the people that i can talk to about anything and everything under the sun... and i enjoy our conversations. do you remember how we were back in high school? oh god, i miss those nights... i miss your letters, your cake, your baked macaroni... i just miss you... and will you transfer to ortigas already?!
(chel)
i just wish everything were as what i thought they were... it would have made things a lot less complicated. because back then, we only had one problem... you know what it is. but as of today, our problems are just way too out of our hands... am i'm really sorry things had to end that way. i really did love you, you know...
well... i can't think of anybody else so i guess this is it as of right now... i'll add more to this... i promise
Thursday, December 10, 2009
plagiarism hahaha
i got this from a site that caters to PLUs and if you don't know what PLU means by now, you will never, ever know them.
the guy's nick is TOP___notcher. i wanted to post a picture of him but i wasn't able to get one... hehehe i'll ask him later... pwamis
i hope he doesn't mind me "borrowing" this. this is in his profile and i immensely enjoyed reading it.
hope everyone does too.
btw, i didn't ask for permission to post this here... hehehe
so you're an anti-plagiarist?
sue me.
besides, i think the last part of this is from books by bob ong. i maybe wrong, but then again, i don't admit my mistakes. you see, i have what i like to call "selective amnesia" (there's a fun fact about me). i can forget things i want and if you remember them, i will deny it to the highest level, unless of course, you have damning proof of my slips... anyway, read it, it's fun. and some of it even express my beliefs, if not better worded. go ahead.
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1.hindi ako carinderia na kahit sino pwede kumain... namimili naman ako kahit papano.
2. hindi ako vulca seal na gagawin mong panakip butas... kung gago ka, mas gago ako.
3. hindi ako 7/11 na laging bukas kahit kanino... by appointment ako.
4. hindi ako chewing gum na pag wala ng lasa ididikit mo na kahit saan...
5. hindi ako picture frame na gagawin mo lang pang display...
6. hindi ako memory card na 4 gig o kahit na ilan...limited lang ang alam ko.wag kang magmalaki
7. hindi ako barbecue na isasawsaw para lalong magkalasa! makuntento ka kung ano at sino ako...
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ABOUT MEN
(read it. you'll learn something...)
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is
Don't stay because you think "it will get better"
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up..
Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.* Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
Even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...
Compromise is two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships. ..
There is nothing cute about baggage...
Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals. ..
Look for someone complimentary. ...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted
Never move into his mother's house.. Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.*
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Scared of being alone is what makes a lot of men stay in relationships that are abusive or hurtful
You should know that:
You're the best thing that could ever happen to anyone and if a man mistreats you, he'll miss out on a good thing. If he was attracted to you in the 1st place, just know that he's not the only one.
They're all watching you, so you have a lot of choices.
Make the right one...
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1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."
2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."
3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo ay magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."
13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."
14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."
15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."
16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”
17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”
18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."
the guy's nick is TOP___notcher. i wanted to post a picture of him but i wasn't able to get one... hehehe i'll ask him later... pwamis
i hope he doesn't mind me "borrowing" this. this is in his profile and i immensely enjoyed reading it.
hope everyone does too.
btw, i didn't ask for permission to post this here... hehehe
so you're an anti-plagiarist?
sue me.
besides, i think the last part of this is from books by bob ong. i maybe wrong, but then again, i don't admit my mistakes. you see, i have what i like to call "selective amnesia" (there's a fun fact about me). i can forget things i want and if you remember them, i will deny it to the highest level, unless of course, you have damning proof of my slips... anyway, read it, it's fun. and some of it even express my beliefs, if not better worded. go ahead.
********************
1.hindi ako carinderia na kahit sino pwede kumain... namimili naman ako kahit papano.
2. hindi ako vulca seal na gagawin mong panakip butas... kung gago ka, mas gago ako.
3. hindi ako 7/11 na laging bukas kahit kanino... by appointment ako.
4. hindi ako chewing gum na pag wala ng lasa ididikit mo na kahit saan...
5. hindi ako picture frame na gagawin mo lang pang display...
6. hindi ako memory card na 4 gig o kahit na ilan...limited lang ang alam ko.wag kang magmalaki
7. hindi ako barbecue na isasawsaw para lalong magkalasa! makuntento ka kung ano at sino ako...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
ABOUT MEN
(read it. you'll learn something...)
If a man wants you, nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you, nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behaviour.
Allow your intuition (or spirit) to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live your life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no, you can't "be friends". A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend.
Don't settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along, then he probably is
Don't stay because you think "it will get better"
You'll be mad at yourself a year later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you. If something bothers you, speak up..
Never let a man know everything.* He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.* Change comes from within.
Don't EVER make him feel he is more important than you are...
Even if he has more education or in a better job.
Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man, nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
If he cheated with you, he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are NOT dogs.
You should not be the one doing all the bending...
Compromise is two way street.
You need time to heal between relationships. ..
There is nothing cute about baggage...
Deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you...
A relationship consists of two WHOLE individuals. ..
Look for someone complimentary. ...not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr. Right.
Make him miss you sometimes... when a man always know where you are, and you're always readily available to him - he takes it for granted
Never move into his mother's house.. Never co-sign for a man.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.*
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
Scared of being alone is what makes a lot of men stay in relationships that are abusive or hurtful
You should know that:
You're the best thing that could ever happen to anyone and if a man mistreats you, he'll miss out on a good thing. If he was attracted to you in the 1st place, just know that he's not the only one.
They're all watching you, so you have a lot of choices.
Make the right one...
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++
1. "Kung hindi mo mahal ang isang tao, wag ka nang magpakita ng motibo para mahalin ka nya.."
2. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawak ng iba."
3. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."
4. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."
5. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."
6. "Kung maghihintay ka nang lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."
7. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."
8. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi pagkukusa."
9. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin na di mo mahal pero mahal ka.. Kaya quits lang."
10. "Kung dalawa ang mahal mo, piliin mo yung pangalawa. Kasi hindi ka naman magmamahal ng iba kung mahal mo talaga yung una."
11. "Hindi porke't madalas mong ka-chat, kausap sa telepono, kasama sa mga lakad o ka-text ng wantusawa eh may gusto sayo ay magkakatuluyan kayo. Meron lang talagang mga taong sadyang friendly, sweet, flirt, malandi, pa-fall o paasa."
12. "Huwag magmadali sa babae o lalaki. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon, mag-iiba ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong hindi pala tamang pumili ng kapareha dahil lang maganda o nakakalibog ito. Totoong mas mahalaga ang kalooban ng tao higit sa anuman. Sa paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan nagmumukha ding pandesal, maniwala ka."
13. "Minsan kahit ikaw ang nakaschedule, kailangan mo pa rin maghintay, kasi hindi ikaw ang priority."
14. "Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na pinili nya."
15. "Alam mo ba kung gaano kalayo ang pagitan ng dalawang tao pag nagtalikuran na sila? Kailangan mong libutin ang buong mundo para lang makaharap ulit ang taong tinalikuran mo."
16. “Mas mabuting mabigo sa paggawa ng isang bagay kesa magtagumpay sa paggawa ng wala”
17. “Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay katotohan, at hindi lahat ng hindi mo kayang intindihin ay kasinungalingan”
18. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon, kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo: magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso, utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi IKAW mismo!"
19. "Ang pag-ibig parang imburnal...nakakatakot mahulog...at kapag nahulog ka, it's either by accident or talagang tanga ka.."
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
spell hectic and haggard......
my apologies (if there is someone reading this) because i haven't been able to post something for a while.
i've been rather busy... trying to resign and everything...
my Supervisor is giving me one hell of a time... i don't know if he doesn't want me to leave the company or he's happy to see me resign. i can't decide as of the moment. although i'm very optimistic and i love to believe that it's the first reason.
i can't even begin to describe the things that i'm doing... so i won't. i won't tell you that i have to organize a tree's worth of paper so i can return it to the company or that i'm trying to look for my ID lace which will cost me 50 bucks or that i'm trying to make sure i'll get my 4 month's worth of 13th month pay... no, i won't tell you any of those. methinks you guys aren't interested in that.
anyways, i'm typing this right now in a public internet cafe... hahaha
never mind the staring guys playing whatsitcalled, never mind that i have to be in the office later to start my clearance process, never mind that i will be officially unemployed in about 8 hours or less... hahaha i just don't mind, i guess...
anyway, i will try to write as soon as i can. i will be back... promise..
think of this as a "sabbatical" for a short while. i may not be reached but i will sure try my best to reach you.
so hang tight, we're going to ram them... =p
my apologies again...
i've been rather busy... trying to resign and everything...
my Supervisor is giving me one hell of a time... i don't know if he doesn't want me to leave the company or he's happy to see me resign. i can't decide as of the moment. although i'm very optimistic and i love to believe that it's the first reason.
i can't even begin to describe the things that i'm doing... so i won't. i won't tell you that i have to organize a tree's worth of paper so i can return it to the company or that i'm trying to look for my ID lace which will cost me 50 bucks or that i'm trying to make sure i'll get my 4 month's worth of 13th month pay... no, i won't tell you any of those. methinks you guys aren't interested in that.
anyways, i'm typing this right now in a public internet cafe... hahaha
never mind the staring guys playing whatsitcalled, never mind that i have to be in the office later to start my clearance process, never mind that i will be officially unemployed in about 8 hours or less... hahaha i just don't mind, i guess...
anyway, i will try to write as soon as i can. i will be back... promise..
think of this as a "sabbatical" for a short while. i may not be reached but i will sure try my best to reach you.
so hang tight, we're going to ram them... =p
my apologies again...
Friday, November 27, 2009
text message!
26th november 2009
i received this text message a while back and i thought it was really hilarious (not in comparison to melanie marquez's "slips"). so i decided to share it with everyone.
hey, there's no copyright in so might as well get a few chuckles out of it, right?
enclosed in parentheses are my personal comments about them. it's just a short message so this is going to be a short entry... =p
*mga kamalditahang banat*
(oh di ba? title pa lang exciting na!)
"ako? i was born beautiful... ikaw? you were just born."
(ang saya nito. parang ang sarap gamitin pakikipagtarayan at wala ka ng maikuda sa kaaway mo... dapat pagkatapos mong sabihin 'to, bigla kang smile
ala-julia roberts para lalong pang-asar hehehe)
"when i saw a friend i haven't seen in a long time, she told me, 'grabe lalo kang tumaba...' so i told her 'ikaw din lalo kang pumangit'"
(so far naman wala pang nagsasabi sakin na lalo akong tumaba. on the contrary palagin "ang payat payat mo na" ang sinasabi sakin ng mga kakilala ko na mejo matagal
kong hindi nakita. pero siguro pwede rin sabihin 'to kahit payat ka)
"kapag sinigitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. i say 'ang pilang 'to according to beauty, mga pangit muna.'"
(ainaku... dito talaga nag-iinit ang ulo ko. sa mga taong mahilig sumingit sa pila, nakakaasar kayo. may mga tao kasi na nagpakahirap sa pila at mejo nagmamadali din
naman tapos bigla kayo pipila? ainaku. nag-aral ako sa PUP at sanay na sanay ako sa mga ganyan. pero narealize ko na hindi naman kelangan sumingit sa pila kasi kapag
pumila ka naman, magagawa mo rin ang dapat ming gawin... mejo matatagalan nga lang)
"maliban sa mukha mo ano pang problema mo?"
(masarap sabihin 'to sa mga taong epal at assuming. yung akala nila sila na ang pinakamagandang hayop sa balat ng lupa... eh ang totoo, sila ang lupa sa balat ng hayop... hahaha ui nakaword play hahaha)
"tuwing nakikita kita gusto kong mag-sorry sa eyes ko!"
(ang lupet ng linyang 'to... hehehe pero hindi ito ang favorite ko. magandang sabihin 'to sa mga taong nagpupumilit sa'yo... hehehe yung sinabihan mo nang ayaw
mo pero pilit pa rin ng pilit... yung hindi mo binigay yung number mo, hindi rin binigay ng mga kaibigan mo, pero nalaman niya ang number mo... uiii parinig...
hahaha alam ko namang hindi niya 'to mababsa hahaha eto na yung favorite ko...)
"a friend once told me 'ang ganda mo!' i answered 'sana ikaw din!'"
(no further questions, your honor.)
i received this text message a while back and i thought it was really hilarious (not in comparison to melanie marquez's "slips"). so i decided to share it with everyone.
hey, there's no copyright in so might as well get a few chuckles out of it, right?
enclosed in parentheses are my personal comments about them. it's just a short message so this is going to be a short entry... =p
*mga kamalditahang banat*
(oh di ba? title pa lang exciting na!)
"ako? i was born beautiful... ikaw? you were just born."
(ang saya nito. parang ang sarap gamitin pakikipagtarayan at wala ka ng maikuda sa kaaway mo... dapat pagkatapos mong sabihin 'to, bigla kang smile
ala-julia roberts para lalong pang-asar hehehe)
"when i saw a friend i haven't seen in a long time, she told me, 'grabe lalo kang tumaba...' so i told her 'ikaw din lalo kang pumangit'"
(so far naman wala pang nagsasabi sakin na lalo akong tumaba. on the contrary palagin "ang payat payat mo na" ang sinasabi sakin ng mga kakilala ko na mejo matagal
kong hindi nakita. pero siguro pwede rin sabihin 'to kahit payat ka)
"kapag sinigitan ako sa pila, nagpaparinig ako. i say 'ang pilang 'to according to beauty, mga pangit muna.'"
(ainaku... dito talaga nag-iinit ang ulo ko. sa mga taong mahilig sumingit sa pila, nakakaasar kayo. may mga tao kasi na nagpakahirap sa pila at mejo nagmamadali din
naman tapos bigla kayo pipila? ainaku. nag-aral ako sa PUP at sanay na sanay ako sa mga ganyan. pero narealize ko na hindi naman kelangan sumingit sa pila kasi kapag
pumila ka naman, magagawa mo rin ang dapat ming gawin... mejo matatagalan nga lang)
"maliban sa mukha mo ano pang problema mo?"
(masarap sabihin 'to sa mga taong epal at assuming. yung akala nila sila na ang pinakamagandang hayop sa balat ng lupa... eh ang totoo, sila ang lupa sa balat ng hayop... hahaha ui nakaword play hahaha)
"tuwing nakikita kita gusto kong mag-sorry sa eyes ko!"
(ang lupet ng linyang 'to... hehehe pero hindi ito ang favorite ko. magandang sabihin 'to sa mga taong nagpupumilit sa'yo... hehehe yung sinabihan mo nang ayaw
mo pero pilit pa rin ng pilit... yung hindi mo binigay yung number mo, hindi rin binigay ng mga kaibigan mo, pero nalaman niya ang number mo... uiii parinig...
hahaha alam ko namang hindi niya 'to mababsa hahaha eto na yung favorite ko...)
"a friend once told me 'ang ganda mo!' i answered 'sana ikaw din!'"
(no further questions, your honor.)
bits and pieces and snippets of my mind (about life)
25th november 2009
i've decided to share some things i've learned over the years that i know will benefit everyone. you may not agree with it, it may send your eyebrows into space but
that's alright with me. i want to share it eh... ano magagawa mo? =p
look your best all the time. at least try to.
i used to hate dressing up (especially when i landed my first job) because it takes a lot of effort. mahirap magplantsa sa umaga, mahirap magviaje ng hindi nagugusot
ang damit na pinaghirapan mo plantsahin at mahirap maglakad ng nakaleather shoes.
but what i learned is that when you look good, you feel good. and when you feel good, you produce wonderful results. you're more confident and more at ease to
socialize with everyone around you (who will like you more being the perky positive sunny side up person that you are hahaha)
sabi nga ng nanay ni lavinia, "mahirap na nga tayo, papabayaan pa ba natin na magmukha tayong mahirap?" may point naman di ba?
looking good takes a lot of effort.
nobody, i repeat, NOBODY looks so fabulous when they wake up (unless you're really gifted). with your hair in disarray, your clothes wrinkled, with pillow marks on
your face... maybe a little bit of drool (eewww)... how can you manage to look good?
everything from your clothes, to your shoes, to your hairstyle, to your accessories... everything takes effort.
i know quite a few guys who spend a lot of time in front of the mirror just to achieve the best aerodynamic effect for their hair. likewise, i also know a lot of women who spend almost all her available time just thinking of an outfit.
so go ahead, correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe it took a lot just to look the way you do right now.
"love your job and you won't have to work a single day in your life"
i read that while doing a research paper in a computer shop near our school back when i was still in college and i was already employed during that time with my
first company. ano daw?
anyway, i find this so true. it took me a while before i realized it. i've had 5 employers since 2005 and the fifth company gave me a job, which i loved, and 1 year 9
months passed by without even me knowing.
kasama na dito yung gusto mo yung mga katrabaho mo and your surroundings. kasama shempre yung gusto mo yung boss mo at yung ginagawa mong trabaho, parang wala lang
sa'yo pero nakakaperform ka naman.
kumbaga, subalit datapwa't, teka muna sandali, whole package dapat ito. i found out that you should never stay with a company just because:
1. they give good pay (but you hate the people you work with);
2. you love the people you're with (but hate the workload);or
3. you hate the workload (you may suck at it but you love everything else about it anyway).
i have learned that you should love everything about it--- the people your with (including you boss), the pay (even if you think the tax is too high), and the workload itself (you don't suck at the job but you perform everyday and even excel every now and then).
once you find this job, fight tooth and claw, blood and sweat, with every strand of your hair, with all the bones in your body, with just about everything else
(pimples, acne, ingrown and dead skin cells included),to keep it and never ever let it go because you will regret it for a very long time. i should know. i found
it and yet, i let it go (the reason for doing so is the topic of yet another story).
beer is not (and never will be) the answer to your woes.
tequila is. aight?
just kiddin'.
who ever said that we should drown our sorrows in beer (or any alcoholic beverage for that matter) is wrong.
dapat sabihin sa kanila na ang mga problema, marunong lumangoy. at pagkatapos ng isang buong gabi ng pag-inom, pag-ubos ng pera at pagharap sa kinabukasan kasama ang
hang over, anjan pa rin ang problema mo. paniguradong may dagdag pa yan. hahaha
pero ano nga namang malay mo, sa kakainom mo, baka mapagod ang problema mo, pulikatin at malunod.. eh di tapos lahat ng problema mo.. hahaha (hindi ko po pino-promote ang alcoholism. unless you're over 18 years old... hahaha)
but remember, drink moderately. don't barf everything you've eaten that day including the alcohol you just consumed. sayang ang pera. remember, like louie cano (a writer; brusko pink, king kong barbies and other queer files) said, "puke is bad. puke is evil." and of course, he means vomit.
eh pano kung ikaw ang mapagod, mapulikat at tamarin na lumangoy (yun eh assuming na marunong kang lumangoy)? sino ang sasagip sa'yo?
banking is not the only way to save money.
i've been working for almost three years now (kung ia-add natin lahat) and i am proud to say that my savings may be minimal but i bought a lot of stuff with my salary that i can enjoy employed or unemployed.
i'm not really a big fan of banking maybe because i didn't really grow up in a banking family but i'm aware of the benefits of it. i want to try banking for a
change and see for myself if i can save more money that way, even if it means not buying stuff for myself or my family or our house.
ways to save money? live within your means. buy when things go on sale, or better yet, buy only the things you need. and when you want something expensive, save
for it by doing the aforementioned.
regarding loans, you should always make sure that you have the capacity to pay it back. i take out a loan every once in a while from my mom's colleague who charges a very small interest. the last time i did it, i wanted to buy a new cellular phone. i took out 10,000 Php. i had savings but i didn't want to spend it all in one place so i took out the loan with a promise of paying 2,500 Php every payday for the next 2 months.
that way, my savings didn't go kaput, i was able to buy a new fone and i was even able to save a little more. got my logic?
i firmly believe that everybody knows how to save money but not everyone knows how to stick to it.
expose yourself to the ways of the rich. the filthy-don't-know-what-to-do-with-all-the-extra-cash-lying-around-and-there's-still-a-lot-more-coming-in rich.
this isn't about being pretentious. this isn't even about being a social climber. this is about knowledge and awareness.
say for example, what would you do if you sat down to a table setting with 16 pieces of silverware? which one do you use for your soup? or for your main dish? would you
happen to know what's included in a 5-course meal? what would you order when in a fancy restaurant (except fillet mignon, steak medium rare, crab and mushroom soup and tiramisu)? it pays to know stuff about this so you don't become one of those people who ask everybody else what they'll be having and then whisper to the person
next to you how something is pronounced. bottom line, it makes you seem "educated" and "cultured". a nice feeling, believe me.
i was once called "cultured" when someone heard me listening (and trying to sing) to songs from "miss saigon". i was shocked to hear those words, it was the first time. so i just smiled sweetly and nodded. then i continued with what i was doing.
smoking doesn't kill.
i'm a smoker and i firmly believe that smoking doesn't kill. it may shorten your life span but it won't kill you.
lung cancer kills, asthma kills, but not smoking. i haven't actually heard of someone dying by smoking.
unless you were stupid enough to light up while crossing the street and didn't notice the bus heading your way, or more precisely, coming towards you and then you died. then i can say that smoking killed you (although one can argue that it was the bus that killed you and not smoking).
i'm a smoker. i light my marlboro reds and blow my smoke towards you.
the stronger sex is neither the male nor the female.
the third sex (gays/lesbians) are actually the stronger sex. we are the sum total of the propagation of the hetero males and females. we are the result of having the wisdom of the male and the beauty of the female. we are strong like the men yet sensitive like the women. we are the combination of the two genders. and we continue to grow in numbers without the help or need of child birth. something to think about.
if you don't buy the above explanation, consider this:
men and women are on the top of the food chain because they can consume everything below them and they have the most advanced brain. am i right?
now consider this: gays/lesbians have the same advanced brain. but we do something the heteros can never do.
following the logic, homosexuals should be on top of the food chain. why? because we eat men (or women for the lezzies). beat that heteros. HAH.
i've decided to share some things i've learned over the years that i know will benefit everyone. you may not agree with it, it may send your eyebrows into space but
that's alright with me. i want to share it eh... ano magagawa mo? =p
look your best all the time. at least try to.
i used to hate dressing up (especially when i landed my first job) because it takes a lot of effort. mahirap magplantsa sa umaga, mahirap magviaje ng hindi nagugusot
ang damit na pinaghirapan mo plantsahin at mahirap maglakad ng nakaleather shoes.
but what i learned is that when you look good, you feel good. and when you feel good, you produce wonderful results. you're more confident and more at ease to
socialize with everyone around you (who will like you more being the perky positive sunny side up person that you are hahaha)
sabi nga ng nanay ni lavinia, "mahirap na nga tayo, papabayaan pa ba natin na magmukha tayong mahirap?" may point naman di ba?
looking good takes a lot of effort.
nobody, i repeat, NOBODY looks so fabulous when they wake up (unless you're really gifted). with your hair in disarray, your clothes wrinkled, with pillow marks on
your face... maybe a little bit of drool (eewww)... how can you manage to look good?
everything from your clothes, to your shoes, to your hairstyle, to your accessories... everything takes effort.
i know quite a few guys who spend a lot of time in front of the mirror just to achieve the best aerodynamic effect for their hair. likewise, i also know a lot of women who spend almost all her available time just thinking of an outfit.
so go ahead, correct me if i'm wrong, but i believe it took a lot just to look the way you do right now.
"love your job and you won't have to work a single day in your life"
i read that while doing a research paper in a computer shop near our school back when i was still in college and i was already employed during that time with my
first company. ano daw?
anyway, i find this so true. it took me a while before i realized it. i've had 5 employers since 2005 and the fifth company gave me a job, which i loved, and 1 year 9
months passed by without even me knowing.
kasama na dito yung gusto mo yung mga katrabaho mo and your surroundings. kasama shempre yung gusto mo yung boss mo at yung ginagawa mong trabaho, parang wala lang
sa'yo pero nakakaperform ka naman.
kumbaga, subalit datapwa't, teka muna sandali, whole package dapat ito. i found out that you should never stay with a company just because:
1. they give good pay (but you hate the people you work with);
2. you love the people you're with (but hate the workload);or
3. you hate the workload (you may suck at it but you love everything else about it anyway).
i have learned that you should love everything about it--- the people your with (including you boss), the pay (even if you think the tax is too high), and the workload itself (you don't suck at the job but you perform everyday and even excel every now and then).
once you find this job, fight tooth and claw, blood and sweat, with every strand of your hair, with all the bones in your body, with just about everything else
(pimples, acne, ingrown and dead skin cells included),to keep it and never ever let it go because you will regret it for a very long time. i should know. i found
it and yet, i let it go (the reason for doing so is the topic of yet another story).
beer is not (and never will be) the answer to your woes.
tequila is. aight?
just kiddin'.
who ever said that we should drown our sorrows in beer (or any alcoholic beverage for that matter) is wrong.
dapat sabihin sa kanila na ang mga problema, marunong lumangoy. at pagkatapos ng isang buong gabi ng pag-inom, pag-ubos ng pera at pagharap sa kinabukasan kasama ang
hang over, anjan pa rin ang problema mo. paniguradong may dagdag pa yan. hahaha
pero ano nga namang malay mo, sa kakainom mo, baka mapagod ang problema mo, pulikatin at malunod.. eh di tapos lahat ng problema mo.. hahaha (hindi ko po pino-promote ang alcoholism. unless you're over 18 years old... hahaha)
but remember, drink moderately. don't barf everything you've eaten that day including the alcohol you just consumed. sayang ang pera. remember, like louie cano (a writer; brusko pink, king kong barbies and other queer files) said, "puke is bad. puke is evil." and of course, he means vomit.
eh pano kung ikaw ang mapagod, mapulikat at tamarin na lumangoy (yun eh assuming na marunong kang lumangoy)? sino ang sasagip sa'yo?
banking is not the only way to save money.
i've been working for almost three years now (kung ia-add natin lahat) and i am proud to say that my savings may be minimal but i bought a lot of stuff with my salary that i can enjoy employed or unemployed.
i'm not really a big fan of banking maybe because i didn't really grow up in a banking family but i'm aware of the benefits of it. i want to try banking for a
change and see for myself if i can save more money that way, even if it means not buying stuff for myself or my family or our house.
ways to save money? live within your means. buy when things go on sale, or better yet, buy only the things you need. and when you want something expensive, save
for it by doing the aforementioned.
regarding loans, you should always make sure that you have the capacity to pay it back. i take out a loan every once in a while from my mom's colleague who charges a very small interest. the last time i did it, i wanted to buy a new cellular phone. i took out 10,000 Php. i had savings but i didn't want to spend it all in one place so i took out the loan with a promise of paying 2,500 Php every payday for the next 2 months.
that way, my savings didn't go kaput, i was able to buy a new fone and i was even able to save a little more. got my logic?
i firmly believe that everybody knows how to save money but not everyone knows how to stick to it.
expose yourself to the ways of the rich. the filthy-don't-know-what-to-do-with-all-the-extra-cash-lying-around-and-there's-still-a-lot-more-coming-in rich.
this isn't about being pretentious. this isn't even about being a social climber. this is about knowledge and awareness.
say for example, what would you do if you sat down to a table setting with 16 pieces of silverware? which one do you use for your soup? or for your main dish? would you
happen to know what's included in a 5-course meal? what would you order when in a fancy restaurant (except fillet mignon, steak medium rare, crab and mushroom soup and tiramisu)? it pays to know stuff about this so you don't become one of those people who ask everybody else what they'll be having and then whisper to the person
next to you how something is pronounced. bottom line, it makes you seem "educated" and "cultured". a nice feeling, believe me.
i was once called "cultured" when someone heard me listening (and trying to sing) to songs from "miss saigon". i was shocked to hear those words, it was the first time. so i just smiled sweetly and nodded. then i continued with what i was doing.
smoking doesn't kill.
i'm a smoker and i firmly believe that smoking doesn't kill. it may shorten your life span but it won't kill you.
lung cancer kills, asthma kills, but not smoking. i haven't actually heard of someone dying by smoking.
unless you were stupid enough to light up while crossing the street and didn't notice the bus heading your way, or more precisely, coming towards you and then you died. then i can say that smoking killed you (although one can argue that it was the bus that killed you and not smoking).
i'm a smoker. i light my marlboro reds and blow my smoke towards you.
the stronger sex is neither the male nor the female.
the third sex (gays/lesbians) are actually the stronger sex. we are the sum total of the propagation of the hetero males and females. we are the result of having the wisdom of the male and the beauty of the female. we are strong like the men yet sensitive like the women. we are the combination of the two genders. and we continue to grow in numbers without the help or need of child birth. something to think about.
if you don't buy the above explanation, consider this:
men and women are on the top of the food chain because they can consume everything below them and they have the most advanced brain. am i right?
now consider this: gays/lesbians have the same advanced brain. but we do something the heteros can never do.
following the logic, homosexuals should be on top of the food chain. why? because we eat men (or women for the lezzies). beat that heteros. HAH.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
on the way to work...
i usually allow 2 hours for my travel time from home to work. yes, 2 hours. i live in a small town east of the metro and no, i'm not from Antipolo... there are other towns in Rizal, you know.
as i was saying, i allow 2 hours of travel time. kapag kulang ang 2 hour allowance, panic na 'ko nun. nanginginig na ko nun. pwamis. kasi feeling ko late na ko.
another trivia about me: i don't like riding the jeepney. it's not because i'm maarte or something. i just prefer the fx. why? it's 40 Php from our place to our office if i take the jeepney and it's 50 Php for the fx... go figure.
today, however, was different. i woke up late and barely had enough time to put my face on. i got to the "loading station" about 2 hours before my shift at work. i told myself that i'll wait for 10 minutes for an fx.
10 minutes. no fx in sight.
15 minutes. getting antsy by the minute. a jeepney arrives and leaves.
20 minutes. starting to panic.
25 minutes. thinking of alternatives. another jeepney passes but not the one i need.
30 minutes. a new jeepney arrives.
i hopped in and hoped for the best. fortunately, it was night time and there isn't too many passengers so i wasn't cramped that much (exactly what i try to avoid).
it was a "cool" jeepney... in tagalog "patok" --- comfy seats, with sounds, flattering lights. i knew it was going to be a good right.
or so i thought.
the jeepney driver --- young, plain looking and wearing maong shorts and a blue polo shirt --- seems to me, have a very strong desire to see the Almighty. and he was in a hurry to meet the One. i literally closed my eyes and held on to something (the
backrest of the driver's seat) and waited for the crash.
i guess i'm still really lucky. because i'm writing this, you can all assume that no such crash happened and i got to the office without a single scrape on my body.
now i can confidently say that prayers work. ='p
as i was saying, i allow 2 hours of travel time. kapag kulang ang 2 hour allowance, panic na 'ko nun. nanginginig na ko nun. pwamis. kasi feeling ko late na ko.
another trivia about me: i don't like riding the jeepney. it's not because i'm maarte or something. i just prefer the fx. why? it's 40 Php from our place to our office if i take the jeepney and it's 50 Php for the fx... go figure.
today, however, was different. i woke up late and barely had enough time to put my face on. i got to the "loading station" about 2 hours before my shift at work. i told myself that i'll wait for 10 minutes for an fx.
10 minutes. no fx in sight.
15 minutes. getting antsy by the minute. a jeepney arrives and leaves.
20 minutes. starting to panic.
25 minutes. thinking of alternatives. another jeepney passes but not the one i need.
30 minutes. a new jeepney arrives.
i hopped in and hoped for the best. fortunately, it was night time and there isn't too many passengers so i wasn't cramped that much (exactly what i try to avoid).
it was a "cool" jeepney... in tagalog "patok" --- comfy seats, with sounds, flattering lights. i knew it was going to be a good right.
or so i thought.
the jeepney driver --- young, plain looking and wearing maong shorts and a blue polo shirt --- seems to me, have a very strong desire to see the Almighty. and he was in a hurry to meet the One. i literally closed my eyes and held on to something (the
backrest of the driver's seat) and waited for the crash.
i guess i'm still really lucky. because i'm writing this, you can all assume that no such crash happened and i got to the office without a single scrape on my body.
now i can confidently say that prayers work. ='p
Friday, September 18, 2009
wonderful lines
i received this e-mail long age but because i wasn't really a fan of the show, i didn't pay much attention to it however, since i'm bored to death here at work, i decided to read it... i had a few laughs which led my colleagues to the conclusion that i am indeed a special child (of course i couldn't tell them why i was laughing because they'll know i have internet access).
hope you guys know this... enjoy!
BEST LINES FROM THE TELESERYE
"IISA PA LAMANG"
(P.S. i'm not familiar with thenames of the characters but i do know that
Scarlett is Angelica Panganiban
Isadora is the fabulous Cherry Pie Picache
Katherine is Claudine Barretto and
Sophia is Melissa Ricks...
the rest, i don't know... and also there are lines where the speaker was not identified... what the heck, just feel free to recite the lines in full taray mode... i hope the writers doesn't sue me)
Alam mo bibinyagan na lang kita ng bagong pangalan 'Mrs. Katherine Maperang-mapera y Huthutera viuda de Impostora!
Katherine: Ikaw lang ang alam kong may kakayahang pumatay ng tao, Isadora!
Isadora: Well, I'm flattered!
Bakit ako magrereport sayo? Anong palagay mo sakin, reporter?
Ba't ang daming bobo? Ang bilis naman nila manganak!
Isadora: Masahol kapa sa dumi ng putik!
Katherine: Kung ako ay putik, ikaw ang imburnal... o say mo? Mas madumi yun kesa sa tae!!
Lola Aura: Magkaka-patayan tayo, Isadora!
Isadora: Dahan-dahan ka dyan sa wini-wish mo. Baka magkatotoo!!
Hindi ako defensive... . offensive ka lang!
Talaga nga namang may pakpak ang balita at my tenga ang lupa. O talagang chismosa ka lang?
Perfect ako pero nagkakamali rin...
Isadora to Rolando: Aalis ka ba dyan (dahan-dahang hinuhugot ang baril sabay tutok)? O babarilin ko yang bad trip mong mukha??
Isadora: School, school, school. Puro ka na lang school. Kita mo namomroblema nga ako eh! Ikaw talaga napaka-selfish mo!
Sophia: Ma, may mga tao!
Isadora: Naku, lintik na! -- ay, si Aura lang pala... kaya ko 'to!
Sophia: Mommy, tama na. Hindi ako bulag.
Isadora: Oo, alam ko. Hindi ka bulag. Pero sana pipi ka nalang kasi naririndi na ako sa mga pinagsasasabi mo.
Isadora: Anak, dapat mag-English ka!
Batang Sophia: Mommy, bakit ko naman kailangang mag-English! Nakakaintindi naman sila ng Tagalog!
Isadora: Ano ka ba? Lahat ng mga mayayaman dito sa Maynila, nag-e-English! Remember, isa kang Castillejos, kaya dapat mag-English ka rin!
Batang Sophia: Ayaw ko Mommy!
Isadora: Haay naku! Kapag sinabi kong mag-English ka, Mag-English ka!
Isadora (to Sophia): Anak, dapat magpa-party ka! Isa kang Castillejos - mayaman, maganda, sosyal!
Katherine: Hindi ba't pareho lang tayong nakikinabang sa mga yaman ni Martin!
Scarlett: Anak ako! Dugo't laman!
Katherine: Anak ka lang. Asawa nya 'ko. Lahat ng pag-aari ni Martin, pag-aari ko na ngayon.
Scarlett: You're just a GOLD DIGGER IN RED!
Katherine: DAMN YOU!
Scarlett: SAME TO YOU, ANAK. Same to you.
Scarlett: Ano ba 'yan! Nagsi-swimming ka lang naka-diamonds ka pa!
Katherine: Siyempre, DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER… LIKE ME!!!
Estelle (to Rafael): You're in love with somebody else, and THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS NOT WORTH IT, RAFAEL!
Isadora (to Katherine): Wow! Ang ganda-ganda mo na ngayon Katherine. ANG SARAP MONG PATAYIN!
Isadora (to Katherine): Ahhhhh… Mataray ka na ngayon ah, di naman bagay.
Isadora (to Katherine): Kung gaano ka katayog lumipad, ganun ka rin kabilis lalagapak. OUCH!!!
Katherine: Senior Vice President ako ng kumpanyang ito. Ako ang legal wife ng may-ari ng kumpanyang ito, tauhan lang kita! At higit sa lahat, madrasta mo ako! Kaya layuan mo ako. Get out of my sight! Leave! Now!
Scarlett (to Katherine): Look who's here, my favorite step-mother. Ang dating gold digger in red, isa na ngayong MERRY WIDOW IN BLACK!
Scarlett: Kung sa bagay mas bagay sayo yang itim, kakulay ng budhi mo!
Katherine: Bakit ka nga ba nakaputi? PARA PAGTAKPAN ANG MAS MAITIM MONG BUDHI?
Katherine: Ako bang pinariringgan mo? Kung ayaw mo sakin, simple lang naman eh. Di umalis ka!
Scarlet: Ako pa talaga ang pinalayas mo? Kahit saan tayo makarating, sampid ka lang! At ako ang tunay na Dela Rhea!
Katherine: Bakit? Sino bang nagsabing "mixed breed" ka?
Scarlett: Ikaw ba, totoong nagdadalamhati ka? Kasi napansin ko, kaya mong mag-biro. Kaya lang ang corny mo! Anyway, gusto ko lang malaman mo na lahat nang 'to, hindi 'to permanente. Lahat nang iyan, babawiin ko iyan sa 'yo!
Katherine: SIGE! MAGLARO TAYO! AGAWAN NG YAMAN! Pero kung ako sa'yo, kakabahan ako, kasi ako sanay sa hirap. Eh ikaw?
Katherine: Gusto mo ikaw ang itali ko? Pa-sweet sweet ka pa diyan, ganid ka rin pala!
Katherine: Ang bigat naman ng salitang 'yon Isadora. Pero totoo, oo ganid ako! At gusto ko, ni singko walang matira sa'yo! Kaya manginig ka na Isadora, dahil uubusin ko ang lupang tinatapakan mo!
Katherine: Iba na ang sitwasyon ngayon Isadora. Marami akong pera, kaya ko nang bilhin ang kahit na ano. Kahit ikaw, magkano ka ba?
Isadora: Hayop ka! Kahit kelan hindi mo ako mabibili, at hindi mo ako kayang bilhin!
Katherine: SABAGAY, AYOKO SA'YO! MUMURAHIN KA EH! Pero yung anak mo ibebenta mo ha?! Sige na! PROMISE, HINDI AKO TATAWAD Kahit used goods na, ok lang. Pag-isipan mo.
Katherine: Pagod ako. Huwag kang loloko-loko. Baka gusto mo IHAMPAS KO 'TONG BAG KONG MAS MAHAL PA SA'YO!
Isadora: SABAGAY, AKO RIN EH! PAGOD MAKIPAGHAMPASAN. Next time, ok? In fairness ah, ang ganda ng damit mo. Pahiram minsan ha?
Katherine: (to Scarlett, parinig kay Isadora) Pakisabi sa bisita mo, ayokong nangangamoy basura ang bahay ko.
Katherine: Anak ka nga talaga ni Isadora, nakuha mo lahat sa kanya. Mata-pobre, mayabang, at higit sa lahat, bastos!
Sophia: Don't you dare say bad things about my mother! KUMPARA SA'YO ANGHEL ANG INA KO!
Katherine: Anghel na may sungay!
Sophia: Oo, may sungay. PARA SUWAGIN KA! PARA MAUNA KA NA SA IMPIYERNO!
Katherine: Hmm… Matagal-tagal na kayong inaantay dun. IN FACT, BALITA KO, SI SATANAS MISMO ANG SASALUBONG SA INYONG MAG-INA!
Lola Aura (to Katherine): Panandaliang donya, habang buhay na busabos!
Scarlett: Mamamatay tao ka! You killed my father!
Katherine: KUNG MAY GUSTO AKONG PATAYIN, IKAW YUN SCARLETT!
Isadora (to Kumare): Haay naku Mare! Alam ko ang kuwento tungkol dyan. Bayaan mo at sasabihin ko sa'yo… PERO, BAWASAN MO MUNA NG 10,000 UTANG KO SA'YO!
Scarlett: Gusto kong makita na luluhod ka sa harapan ko at magmamakaawa ka na tanggapin kita ulit!
Miguel: KUMAIN KA NA. GUTOM LANG 'YAN!
Isadora: Oh aren't you excited to see me?
Scarlett: Excited? Alam mo bang mas excited pa akong magpunta ng dentista at mag pa root canal kesa ang makaharap ka?
Isadora: Ikaw naman, nagpapaka-funny. KUNG ANG LAHAT NG BULOK NA NGIPIN AY KASING GANDA KO, O DI WALA NG BIBILI NG TOOTHPASTE… I'M SO WITTY!
Scarlett: Ano ba talagang pakay mo? I'm sure hindi naman ang kapakanan ng dental industry ang pinunta mo dito di ba? BUSINESS? MONKEY BUSINESS?
Isadora: OO, AT NAPAKADISENTENG MONKEY BUSINESS! Politics.
Isadora: Ba't mo ko sinampal, biyenan mo ko!
Scarlett: Di lahat ng biyenan, pinagbibigyan! Di lahat ng biyenan pinapatulan! Para yan sa mga BIYENANG BAKULAW tulad mo!
Scarlett (to Katherine): Tapos ka na sa gold digger in red. Tapos ka na rin sa merry widow in black. Ngayon, baka pwede ka ng DIRTY MISTRESS IN DIRTY BROWN.
Scarlett (to Katherine): Same to you anak, remember? Pareho na tayong nasasadlak ngayon. DAMN YOU, DAMN ME. KARMA'S A BITCH AND SO ARE WE!
Isadora: (nang maghihirap na) Hay, eto pala ang feeling ng hampas-lupa. Kaloka!
Isadora: (nang mawala na ang mga ari-arian) Ito na kasi ang uso ngayon. Oh diba ang ganda? Very minimalist!
Katherine: Walang hiya ka Isadora! 'Pag napatunayan ko na may kinalaman ka sa pagkamatay ng tatay ko, papatayin kita! Papatayin kita!
Isadora: PWES PUMILA KA MUNA DAHIL MARAMI NANG NAUNANG NANINIGIL SA AKIN! AT MAS NAKAKATAKOT SILA KAYSA SAYO!
Sophia: Shut up Katherine!
Katherine: Ikaw ang shumut-up dyan!
Mortgage Agent: Kayo po ba si Isadora Castillejos?
Katherine: Bakit?! MUKHA BA AKONG DEMONYO?!
Katherine: Hay naku Isadora! Si Miguel? Kawawa naman si Miguel. Walang kalaban laban kay Rafael. Talo na siya kay Rafael! Kaya kung ako sayo, sumuko ka na.. Dahil kung meron mang dapat lamunin ang kumunoy, ikaw yun Isadora. Yun ay kung hindi ka isuka ng kumunoy na sinasabi mo…
Isadora: Hmm… Kagaya ng pagsuka sayo ni Estelle Torralba? Huwag ka ngang feeling Katherine! Dahil hindi kayo pwedeng magkatuluyan ni Rafael. At kahit si Rafael ang manalong congressman ng Amadesto, sigurado akong hindi ikaw ang mapipiling first lady…
Reporters: Ano ba ang mayroon kay Miguel Castillejos na wala si Enrique Torralba?
Isadora: Cuteness at kabataan!
Isadora: Alam mo naman ako, kung saan yung ligaya at sarap, nandun ako!
Isadora (to Estelle, Rafael, and Reporters): So... May the best and cutest congressman win..."
Isadora: Masyado ka kasing pa-involved!
Isadora: Katherine... WHAT A BWISIT SURPRISE!
Scarlett: From now on, may bago na akong motto: NEVER SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST BECAUSE I AM THE BEST!
Isadora (to Katherine): Scarlet was wrong about you, you're not a gold-digger. .. YOU'RE A LEECH! ALAM MO BA KUNG ANO ANG LEECH? Linta! Isa kang LINTA na kumakapit at umuubos ng kabutihan ng isang tao!
Secretary: Ma'am, di po talaga pwede. Wala po kayong appointment.
Isadora: Anong appointment? Hindi ko kailangan ng appointment. Gusto mong sapatusin kita dyan?!
Isadora: Alam mo Rafael, akala ko pa naman, matalino ka! Pero pagdating kay Katherine, BOBO KA! MAKAALIS NA NGA RITO AT DUMARAMI KAYO!
Isadora: Inday, pakisagot ang telepono!
Manang Elvie: Ma'am hindi po Inday ang pangalan ko, Elvie po…
Isadora: Ah ganun ba… PWES, INDAY! PAKISAGOT ANG TELEPONO! AT KAPAG HINANAP AKO PAKISABI, PATAY NA AKO!
Isadora: Ano na namang gimik ito ha?!
Manang Elvie: Mam, aalis na rin po ako dito... ilang buwan na ding hindi niyo po ako sinesweldohan eh!
Isadora: Aba ! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Wala kang utang na loob ha?! So paano? Pera-pera na lang?! Hindi mo ba naisip na kinuha kita galing sa bundok, binihisan at nakatikim ka ng corned beef dahil sa akin ha?!
Manang Elvie: Eh wala na rin po akong makain dito....
Isadora:: Hoy, anong wala? Eh di ba, kayo ang umuubos ng grocery ko? Ha? Di ba? Kapal ng mukha nito, tapos ngayon magmamalaki- malaki ka na? Sige! Gusto mong lumayas sige... lumayas ka! Layas! Huwag ka nang babalik dito! Layas!
Scarlett: I'm not your cash cow anymore...
Isadora: Nakidnap si Katherine! (smile) Sabi na nga ba't tama ang horoscope ko. Today is my lucky day!
Miguel (to Scarlett): Lagi mong sinasabing karma's a bitch. Look at what happened… Na out-karma ka na, na out-bitch ka pa.
Isadora: Di pwedeng mawala sa akin ang Amadesto. Di pwedeng mapunta yun kay Aura! Anong gagawin niya dun? Home for the aged?
Isadora: Yes, I'm one in a million! I'm one in a million pesos!
Isadora (to Vernon , Jestoni Alarcon): Ikaw naman! Sa lahat ng kriminal na kilala ko eh, ikaw ang pinaka-honest!
Isadora: Buntot mo, hila mo!
Lola Aura: Oo, may buntot ka nga! Buntot ni satanas!
Isadora: Oo tama ka! Kaya mag-ingat ka. Baka mahagip ka nito at tumilapon ka! Kasama ng apo mong haliparot!
Sophia: Ma, naputulan tayo ng kuryente.
Isadora: Sus, ito naman. Sabihin pa ba ang obvious?
Isadora: Gusto mo ipag-bake kita ng pizza? (Laugh) Wala tayong pizza. Ipagbubukas na lang kita ng de lata.
Isadora: Katherine Ramirez, Viuda de dela Rhea... Torralba? Hahaha. ILUSIONADA DE PRIMERA
Isadora: (nagsindi ng kandila) Sa lahat ng mga namatay, ikaw lang ang pinagsindi ko Rolando... Walang hiya ka, ang lakas mo sa akin! O siya, hanggang dito na lang Rolando at baka matunaw pa ako sa harap ng birhen. Rest in peace na lang.
Isadora: Hoy! Pati ba naman basura hahalughugin niyo!
Police: Maaring nandito ho ang pumatay kay Rolando Ramirez.
Isadora: Nandyan? Nandyan sa basura? KAKASUHAN KO KAYO NG HARASSMENT Kakasuhan ko kayo ng harassment, tsaka stupidity! Pati ba naman basura papatulan nyo!?
Scarlett: Misery loves company. You're Misery no. 1, and I'm Misery no. 2.
Isadora: Tumigil ka muna sa pag-aaral.
Sophia: Ma?! Pa'no 'yung education ko?
Isadora: Anong education? 'Yung nagtitinda nga ng kalamay diyan nakakatapos ng pag-aaral.
Katherine: Ikakasal na ako sa isang disenteng lalaki. Hindi na ako dapat nagpapa-eskandalo sa mga babaeng sinasapian ng asong ulol. dahil sa selos. Kung gusto mong magkalat ng rabies, wag dito!
Scarlett: Hahaha! Ako, parang asong ulol? Huwag kang mag-alala Katherine dahil hindi ako ang sasagpang sa iyo kung hindi ang mga preso sa correctional na gustung-gusto ang mga tisay na katulad mo. Hinihintay ka na ng selda mo.
Scarlett: Huwag kang mag-alala. Baka naman pwede mo pang gapangin 'to. Bakit hindi mo pakasalan ang piskal o kaya ang judge para ma-abswelto ka na naman? Or else ang dating gold digger in red, MAGIGING JAILBIRD IN ORANGE! Hahahaha! Nakakatakot! Hahahaha!
Isadora: Hay naku Katherine! WALA NA AKONG PANAHONG MAKIPAGBALAGTASAN NGAYON! TAPOS NA ANG LINGGO NG WIKA! DI KA BA NAABISUHAN?!
Isadora: Ako? Kelan ba naman ako naglaro ng marumi?
Scarlett (to Katherine): Pagod na kasi akong makipag-agawan ng yaman… Ngayon, agawan naman ng mapapangasawa!
Scarlett: Gusto ko pang makipaglaro! BAHAY-BAHAYAN… YAMAN-YAMANAN… AGAWAN NG YAMAN...
AGAWAN NG ASAWA...
Estelle: Nagbago na isip ko sa pagbili ng hacienda
Isadora: Sige na Mare… Presyong kaibigan naman… May kasama pang kabayo….
Estelle: EH TALAGA NAMANG MAY KABAYO DUN!
Estelle: At wala akong alam sa pagpapatakbo ng hacienda
Isadora: Mare tutulungan kita. MAY MGA SEMINARS AT WORKSHOP NAMAN… Pwede kitang samahan.
Isadora (to Estelle): Mare baka puwede mo naman akong pautangin? Di ba close naman tayo!
Isadora (to Estelle): Haay naku Mare! Mabuti pa kumain na lang tayo! Treat mo ako ha! AT GUSTO KO YUNG SA CLASS!
Estelle: Mare, ang dami mo nang nainom! Ngayon ka lang ba nakatikim ng wine na 'yan?!
Isadora: Ano ka ba Mare? Marami kaming ganito noong Pasko! IPINAMIGAY KO NGA LANG!
Katherine (to Scarlett): Hindi mo pa ba alam? Ako ang witness laban sa'yo? ANO PANALO NA BA AKO O GUSTO MO PANG MAKIPAGLARO?
Lola Aura: Lupa lang ba ang gusto mo? Ilang paso ang gusto mo?
Isadora: HACIENDERA AKO AURA, HINDI HARDINERA!
Lola Aura: Magumpisa ka ng matakot Isadora. Dahil kaharap mo na ang tunay na may dugong castillejos!
Isadora: At baket ako matatakot? Isa ka lang dumi sa paningin ko.
Lola Aura: Ang duming ito ang siyang pupuwing sayo...
Isadora: Kung gayon... EH DI MAGSHE SHADES AKO!
Isadora: Bakit mo naman ipinamimigay ang lupa sa mga yan? Baka wala nang matira sa akin!
Aura: Sila ang nagpakapagod diyan. Kaya may karapatan din sila dyan!
Isadora: Alam mo Aura hindi ka nag-iisip! Negosyo ang haciendang ito! ANONG GUSTO MO? PUMALIT KAY ROSA ROSAL?
Scarlett: Walang hiya ka!
Katherine: Mas walang hiya ka!
Scarlett: Whore!
Katherine: Adultress!
Scarlett: Home-wrecker!
Katherine: Slut!
Scarlett: Black widow!
Katherine: Desperate housewife from hell!
Katherine: Ako na ang nagma-mayari ng Dela Rhea Foods! At gusto kong tawagin mo akong Ma'am!
Scarlett: At kanino ka naman nakakuha ng malaking pera? Wala kang pera! Sabagay, mukha namang kumabit ka na naman sa isang matandang mayamang madaling mamatay! ONCE A SLUT, ALWAYS A SLUT!
Katherine: Ang hirap kasi sa'yo, hindi mo kinikilala kung sinong babanggain mo! By the way, pagpasok ko, GUSTO KONG IPAGTIMPLA MO AKO NG KAPE. YUNG BLACK! YUNG VERY BLACK! SIMPAIT NG BUHAY NA IPAPATIKIM KO SAYO!
Scarlett: GO TO HELL!!! GO TO HELLL!!! GO TO HELLL!!!
Katherine: I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!
Scarlett: Anong gusto niyong palabasin? Na mas magaling sa akin yang Katherine na yan?
Katherine: (papasok sa pinto ng conference room) Oh yes!!!
Scarlett: ISA KANG PUTIK!!!
Katherine: Bago mo pansinin ang putik sa mukha ko, PANSININ MO MUNA YANG PUSALI SA MUKHA MO! ANG BAHO!!! NANGANGAMOY NA!
Scarlett: Ang naamoy mo ang labi ng tatay kong pinagmumultuhan ka dahil sa kababuyan mo!
Katherine: UMALIS KA NA SA TRONO MO, DAHIL NAGBALIK NA ANG TUNAY NA REYNA!
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i wish this show is still showing... however, i'm just too late... i should've watched it back then...
hope you guys know this... enjoy!
BEST LINES FROM THE TELESERYE
"IISA PA LAMANG"
(P.S. i'm not familiar with thenames of the characters but i do know that
Scarlett is Angelica Panganiban
Isadora is the fabulous Cherry Pie Picache
Katherine is Claudine Barretto and
Sophia is Melissa Ricks...
the rest, i don't know... and also there are lines where the speaker was not identified... what the heck, just feel free to recite the lines in full taray mode... i hope the writers doesn't sue me)
Alam mo bibinyagan na lang kita ng bagong pangalan 'Mrs. Katherine Maperang-mapera y Huthutera viuda de Impostora!
Katherine: Ikaw lang ang alam kong may kakayahang pumatay ng tao, Isadora!
Isadora: Well, I'm flattered!
Bakit ako magrereport sayo? Anong palagay mo sakin, reporter?
Ba't ang daming bobo? Ang bilis naman nila manganak!
Isadora: Masahol kapa sa dumi ng putik!
Katherine: Kung ako ay putik, ikaw ang imburnal... o say mo? Mas madumi yun kesa sa tae!!
Lola Aura: Magkaka-patayan tayo, Isadora!
Isadora: Dahan-dahan ka dyan sa wini-wish mo. Baka magkatotoo!!
Hindi ako defensive... . offensive ka lang!
Talaga nga namang may pakpak ang balita at my tenga ang lupa. O talagang chismosa ka lang?
Perfect ako pero nagkakamali rin...
Isadora to Rolando: Aalis ka ba dyan (dahan-dahang hinuhugot ang baril sabay tutok)? O babarilin ko yang bad trip mong mukha??
Isadora: School, school, school. Puro ka na lang school. Kita mo namomroblema nga ako eh! Ikaw talaga napaka-selfish mo!
Sophia: Ma, may mga tao!
Isadora: Naku, lintik na! -- ay, si Aura lang pala... kaya ko 'to!
Sophia: Mommy, tama na. Hindi ako bulag.
Isadora: Oo, alam ko. Hindi ka bulag. Pero sana pipi ka nalang kasi naririndi na ako sa mga pinagsasasabi mo.
Isadora: Anak, dapat mag-English ka!
Batang Sophia: Mommy, bakit ko naman kailangang mag-English! Nakakaintindi naman sila ng Tagalog!
Isadora: Ano ka ba? Lahat ng mga mayayaman dito sa Maynila, nag-e-English! Remember, isa kang Castillejos, kaya dapat mag-English ka rin!
Batang Sophia: Ayaw ko Mommy!
Isadora: Haay naku! Kapag sinabi kong mag-English ka, Mag-English ka!
Isadora (to Sophia): Anak, dapat magpa-party ka! Isa kang Castillejos - mayaman, maganda, sosyal!
Katherine: Hindi ba't pareho lang tayong nakikinabang sa mga yaman ni Martin!
Scarlett: Anak ako! Dugo't laman!
Katherine: Anak ka lang. Asawa nya 'ko. Lahat ng pag-aari ni Martin, pag-aari ko na ngayon.
Scarlett: You're just a GOLD DIGGER IN RED!
Katherine: DAMN YOU!
Scarlett: SAME TO YOU, ANAK. Same to you.
Scarlett: Ano ba 'yan! Nagsi-swimming ka lang naka-diamonds ka pa!
Katherine: Siyempre, DIAMONDS ARE FOREVER… LIKE ME!!!
Estelle (to Rafael): You're in love with somebody else, and THAT SOMEBODY ELSE IS NOT WORTH IT, RAFAEL!
Isadora (to Katherine): Wow! Ang ganda-ganda mo na ngayon Katherine. ANG SARAP MONG PATAYIN!
Isadora (to Katherine): Ahhhhh… Mataray ka na ngayon ah, di naman bagay.
Isadora (to Katherine): Kung gaano ka katayog lumipad, ganun ka rin kabilis lalagapak. OUCH!!!
Katherine: Senior Vice President ako ng kumpanyang ito. Ako ang legal wife ng may-ari ng kumpanyang ito, tauhan lang kita! At higit sa lahat, madrasta mo ako! Kaya layuan mo ako. Get out of my sight! Leave! Now!
Scarlett (to Katherine): Look who's here, my favorite step-mother. Ang dating gold digger in red, isa na ngayong MERRY WIDOW IN BLACK!
Scarlett: Kung sa bagay mas bagay sayo yang itim, kakulay ng budhi mo!
Katherine: Bakit ka nga ba nakaputi? PARA PAGTAKPAN ANG MAS MAITIM MONG BUDHI?
Katherine: Ako bang pinariringgan mo? Kung ayaw mo sakin, simple lang naman eh. Di umalis ka!
Scarlet: Ako pa talaga ang pinalayas mo? Kahit saan tayo makarating, sampid ka lang! At ako ang tunay na Dela Rhea!
Katherine: Bakit? Sino bang nagsabing "mixed breed" ka?
Scarlett: Ikaw ba, totoong nagdadalamhati ka? Kasi napansin ko, kaya mong mag-biro. Kaya lang ang corny mo! Anyway, gusto ko lang malaman mo na lahat nang 'to, hindi 'to permanente. Lahat nang iyan, babawiin ko iyan sa 'yo!
Katherine: SIGE! MAGLARO TAYO! AGAWAN NG YAMAN! Pero kung ako sa'yo, kakabahan ako, kasi ako sanay sa hirap. Eh ikaw?
Katherine: Gusto mo ikaw ang itali ko? Pa-sweet sweet ka pa diyan, ganid ka rin pala!
Katherine: Ang bigat naman ng salitang 'yon Isadora. Pero totoo, oo ganid ako! At gusto ko, ni singko walang matira sa'yo! Kaya manginig ka na Isadora, dahil uubusin ko ang lupang tinatapakan mo!
Katherine: Iba na ang sitwasyon ngayon Isadora. Marami akong pera, kaya ko nang bilhin ang kahit na ano. Kahit ikaw, magkano ka ba?
Isadora: Hayop ka! Kahit kelan hindi mo ako mabibili, at hindi mo ako kayang bilhin!
Katherine: SABAGAY, AYOKO SA'YO! MUMURAHIN KA EH! Pero yung anak mo ibebenta mo ha?! Sige na! PROMISE, HINDI AKO TATAWAD Kahit used goods na, ok lang. Pag-isipan mo.
Katherine: Pagod ako. Huwag kang loloko-loko. Baka gusto mo IHAMPAS KO 'TONG BAG KONG MAS MAHAL PA SA'YO!
Isadora: SABAGAY, AKO RIN EH! PAGOD MAKIPAGHAMPASAN. Next time, ok? In fairness ah, ang ganda ng damit mo. Pahiram minsan ha?
Katherine: (to Scarlett, parinig kay Isadora) Pakisabi sa bisita mo, ayokong nangangamoy basura ang bahay ko.
Katherine: Anak ka nga talaga ni Isadora, nakuha mo lahat sa kanya. Mata-pobre, mayabang, at higit sa lahat, bastos!
Sophia: Don't you dare say bad things about my mother! KUMPARA SA'YO ANGHEL ANG INA KO!
Katherine: Anghel na may sungay!
Sophia: Oo, may sungay. PARA SUWAGIN KA! PARA MAUNA KA NA SA IMPIYERNO!
Katherine: Hmm… Matagal-tagal na kayong inaantay dun. IN FACT, BALITA KO, SI SATANAS MISMO ANG SASALUBONG SA INYONG MAG-INA!
Lola Aura (to Katherine): Panandaliang donya, habang buhay na busabos!
Scarlett: Mamamatay tao ka! You killed my father!
Katherine: KUNG MAY GUSTO AKONG PATAYIN, IKAW YUN SCARLETT!
Isadora (to Kumare): Haay naku Mare! Alam ko ang kuwento tungkol dyan. Bayaan mo at sasabihin ko sa'yo… PERO, BAWASAN MO MUNA NG 10,000 UTANG KO SA'YO!
Scarlett: Gusto kong makita na luluhod ka sa harapan ko at magmamakaawa ka na tanggapin kita ulit!
Miguel: KUMAIN KA NA. GUTOM LANG 'YAN!
Isadora: Oh aren't you excited to see me?
Scarlett: Excited? Alam mo bang mas excited pa akong magpunta ng dentista at mag pa root canal kesa ang makaharap ka?
Isadora: Ikaw naman, nagpapaka-funny. KUNG ANG LAHAT NG BULOK NA NGIPIN AY KASING GANDA KO, O DI WALA NG BIBILI NG TOOTHPASTE… I'M SO WITTY!
Scarlett: Ano ba talagang pakay mo? I'm sure hindi naman ang kapakanan ng dental industry ang pinunta mo dito di ba? BUSINESS? MONKEY BUSINESS?
Isadora: OO, AT NAPAKADISENTENG MONKEY BUSINESS! Politics.
Isadora: Ba't mo ko sinampal, biyenan mo ko!
Scarlett: Di lahat ng biyenan, pinagbibigyan! Di lahat ng biyenan pinapatulan! Para yan sa mga BIYENANG BAKULAW tulad mo!
Scarlett (to Katherine): Tapos ka na sa gold digger in red. Tapos ka na rin sa merry widow in black. Ngayon, baka pwede ka ng DIRTY MISTRESS IN DIRTY BROWN.
Scarlett (to Katherine): Same to you anak, remember? Pareho na tayong nasasadlak ngayon. DAMN YOU, DAMN ME. KARMA'S A BITCH AND SO ARE WE!
Isadora: (nang maghihirap na) Hay, eto pala ang feeling ng hampas-lupa. Kaloka!
Isadora: (nang mawala na ang mga ari-arian) Ito na kasi ang uso ngayon. Oh diba ang ganda? Very minimalist!
Katherine: Walang hiya ka Isadora! 'Pag napatunayan ko na may kinalaman ka sa pagkamatay ng tatay ko, papatayin kita! Papatayin kita!
Isadora: PWES PUMILA KA MUNA DAHIL MARAMI NANG NAUNANG NANINIGIL SA AKIN! AT MAS NAKAKATAKOT SILA KAYSA SAYO!
Sophia: Shut up Katherine!
Katherine: Ikaw ang shumut-up dyan!
Mortgage Agent: Kayo po ba si Isadora Castillejos?
Katherine: Bakit?! MUKHA BA AKONG DEMONYO?!
Katherine: Hay naku Isadora! Si Miguel? Kawawa naman si Miguel. Walang kalaban laban kay Rafael. Talo na siya kay Rafael! Kaya kung ako sayo, sumuko ka na.. Dahil kung meron mang dapat lamunin ang kumunoy, ikaw yun Isadora. Yun ay kung hindi ka isuka ng kumunoy na sinasabi mo…
Isadora: Hmm… Kagaya ng pagsuka sayo ni Estelle Torralba? Huwag ka ngang feeling Katherine! Dahil hindi kayo pwedeng magkatuluyan ni Rafael. At kahit si Rafael ang manalong congressman ng Amadesto, sigurado akong hindi ikaw ang mapipiling first lady…
Reporters: Ano ba ang mayroon kay Miguel Castillejos na wala si Enrique Torralba?
Isadora: Cuteness at kabataan!
Isadora: Alam mo naman ako, kung saan yung ligaya at sarap, nandun ako!
Isadora (to Estelle, Rafael, and Reporters): So... May the best and cutest congressman win..."
Isadora: Masyado ka kasing pa-involved!
Isadora: Katherine... WHAT A BWISIT SURPRISE!
Scarlett: From now on, may bago na akong motto: NEVER SETTLE FOR SECOND BEST BECAUSE I AM THE BEST!
Isadora (to Katherine): Scarlet was wrong about you, you're not a gold-digger. .. YOU'RE A LEECH! ALAM MO BA KUNG ANO ANG LEECH? Linta! Isa kang LINTA na kumakapit at umuubos ng kabutihan ng isang tao!
Secretary: Ma'am, di po talaga pwede. Wala po kayong appointment.
Isadora: Anong appointment? Hindi ko kailangan ng appointment. Gusto mong sapatusin kita dyan?!
Isadora: Alam mo Rafael, akala ko pa naman, matalino ka! Pero pagdating kay Katherine, BOBO KA! MAKAALIS NA NGA RITO AT DUMARAMI KAYO!
Isadora: Inday, pakisagot ang telepono!
Manang Elvie: Ma'am hindi po Inday ang pangalan ko, Elvie po…
Isadora: Ah ganun ba… PWES, INDAY! PAKISAGOT ANG TELEPONO! AT KAPAG HINANAP AKO PAKISABI, PATAY NA AKO!
Isadora: Ano na namang gimik ito ha?!
Manang Elvie: Mam, aalis na rin po ako dito... ilang buwan na ding hindi niyo po ako sinesweldohan eh!
Isadora: Aba ! Ang kapal ng mukha mo! Wala kang utang na loob ha?! So paano? Pera-pera na lang?! Hindi mo ba naisip na kinuha kita galing sa bundok, binihisan at nakatikim ka ng corned beef dahil sa akin ha?!
Manang Elvie: Eh wala na rin po akong makain dito....
Isadora:: Hoy, anong wala? Eh di ba, kayo ang umuubos ng grocery ko? Ha? Di ba? Kapal ng mukha nito, tapos ngayon magmamalaki- malaki ka na? Sige! Gusto mong lumayas sige... lumayas ka! Layas! Huwag ka nang babalik dito! Layas!
Scarlett: I'm not your cash cow anymore...
Isadora: Nakidnap si Katherine! (smile) Sabi na nga ba't tama ang horoscope ko. Today is my lucky day!
Miguel (to Scarlett): Lagi mong sinasabing karma's a bitch. Look at what happened… Na out-karma ka na, na out-bitch ka pa.
Isadora: Di pwedeng mawala sa akin ang Amadesto. Di pwedeng mapunta yun kay Aura! Anong gagawin niya dun? Home for the aged?
Isadora: Yes, I'm one in a million! I'm one in a million pesos!
Isadora (to Vernon , Jestoni Alarcon): Ikaw naman! Sa lahat ng kriminal na kilala ko eh, ikaw ang pinaka-honest!
Isadora: Buntot mo, hila mo!
Lola Aura: Oo, may buntot ka nga! Buntot ni satanas!
Isadora: Oo tama ka! Kaya mag-ingat ka. Baka mahagip ka nito at tumilapon ka! Kasama ng apo mong haliparot!
Sophia: Ma, naputulan tayo ng kuryente.
Isadora: Sus, ito naman. Sabihin pa ba ang obvious?
Isadora: Gusto mo ipag-bake kita ng pizza? (Laugh) Wala tayong pizza. Ipagbubukas na lang kita ng de lata.
Isadora: Katherine Ramirez, Viuda de dela Rhea... Torralba? Hahaha. ILUSIONADA DE PRIMERA
Isadora: (nagsindi ng kandila) Sa lahat ng mga namatay, ikaw lang ang pinagsindi ko Rolando... Walang hiya ka, ang lakas mo sa akin! O siya, hanggang dito na lang Rolando at baka matunaw pa ako sa harap ng birhen. Rest in peace na lang.
Isadora: Hoy! Pati ba naman basura hahalughugin niyo!
Police: Maaring nandito ho ang pumatay kay Rolando Ramirez.
Isadora: Nandyan? Nandyan sa basura? KAKASUHAN KO KAYO NG HARASSMENT Kakasuhan ko kayo ng harassment, tsaka stupidity! Pati ba naman basura papatulan nyo!?
Scarlett: Misery loves company. You're Misery no. 1, and I'm Misery no. 2.
Isadora: Tumigil ka muna sa pag-aaral.
Sophia: Ma?! Pa'no 'yung education ko?
Isadora: Anong education? 'Yung nagtitinda nga ng kalamay diyan nakakatapos ng pag-aaral.
Katherine: Ikakasal na ako sa isang disenteng lalaki. Hindi na ako dapat nagpapa-eskandalo sa mga babaeng sinasapian ng asong ulol. dahil sa selos. Kung gusto mong magkalat ng rabies, wag dito!
Scarlett: Hahaha! Ako, parang asong ulol? Huwag kang mag-alala Katherine dahil hindi ako ang sasagpang sa iyo kung hindi ang mga preso sa correctional na gustung-gusto ang mga tisay na katulad mo. Hinihintay ka na ng selda mo.
Scarlett: Huwag kang mag-alala. Baka naman pwede mo pang gapangin 'to. Bakit hindi mo pakasalan ang piskal o kaya ang judge para ma-abswelto ka na naman? Or else ang dating gold digger in red, MAGIGING JAILBIRD IN ORANGE! Hahahaha! Nakakatakot! Hahahaha!
Isadora: Hay naku Katherine! WALA NA AKONG PANAHONG MAKIPAGBALAGTASAN NGAYON! TAPOS NA ANG LINGGO NG WIKA! DI KA BA NAABISUHAN?!
Isadora: Ako? Kelan ba naman ako naglaro ng marumi?
Scarlett (to Katherine): Pagod na kasi akong makipag-agawan ng yaman… Ngayon, agawan naman ng mapapangasawa!
Scarlett: Gusto ko pang makipaglaro! BAHAY-BAHAYAN… YAMAN-YAMANAN… AGAWAN NG YAMAN...
AGAWAN NG ASAWA...
Estelle: Nagbago na isip ko sa pagbili ng hacienda
Isadora: Sige na Mare… Presyong kaibigan naman… May kasama pang kabayo….
Estelle: EH TALAGA NAMANG MAY KABAYO DUN!
Estelle: At wala akong alam sa pagpapatakbo ng hacienda
Isadora: Mare tutulungan kita. MAY MGA SEMINARS AT WORKSHOP NAMAN… Pwede kitang samahan.
Isadora (to Estelle): Mare baka puwede mo naman akong pautangin? Di ba close naman tayo!
Isadora (to Estelle): Haay naku Mare! Mabuti pa kumain na lang tayo! Treat mo ako ha! AT GUSTO KO YUNG SA CLASS!
Estelle: Mare, ang dami mo nang nainom! Ngayon ka lang ba nakatikim ng wine na 'yan?!
Isadora: Ano ka ba Mare? Marami kaming ganito noong Pasko! IPINAMIGAY KO NGA LANG!
Katherine (to Scarlett): Hindi mo pa ba alam? Ako ang witness laban sa'yo? ANO PANALO NA BA AKO O GUSTO MO PANG MAKIPAGLARO?
Lola Aura: Lupa lang ba ang gusto mo? Ilang paso ang gusto mo?
Isadora: HACIENDERA AKO AURA, HINDI HARDINERA!
Lola Aura: Magumpisa ka ng matakot Isadora. Dahil kaharap mo na ang tunay na may dugong castillejos!
Isadora: At baket ako matatakot? Isa ka lang dumi sa paningin ko.
Lola Aura: Ang duming ito ang siyang pupuwing sayo...
Isadora: Kung gayon... EH DI MAGSHE SHADES AKO!
Isadora: Bakit mo naman ipinamimigay ang lupa sa mga yan? Baka wala nang matira sa akin!
Aura: Sila ang nagpakapagod diyan. Kaya may karapatan din sila dyan!
Isadora: Alam mo Aura hindi ka nag-iisip! Negosyo ang haciendang ito! ANONG GUSTO MO? PUMALIT KAY ROSA ROSAL?
Scarlett: Walang hiya ka!
Katherine: Mas walang hiya ka!
Scarlett: Whore!
Katherine: Adultress!
Scarlett: Home-wrecker!
Katherine: Slut!
Scarlett: Black widow!
Katherine: Desperate housewife from hell!
Katherine: Ako na ang nagma-mayari ng Dela Rhea Foods! At gusto kong tawagin mo akong Ma'am!
Scarlett: At kanino ka naman nakakuha ng malaking pera? Wala kang pera! Sabagay, mukha namang kumabit ka na naman sa isang matandang mayamang madaling mamatay! ONCE A SLUT, ALWAYS A SLUT!
Katherine: Ang hirap kasi sa'yo, hindi mo kinikilala kung sinong babanggain mo! By the way, pagpasok ko, GUSTO KONG IPAGTIMPLA MO AKO NG KAPE. YUNG BLACK! YUNG VERY BLACK! SIMPAIT NG BUHAY NA IPAPATIKIM KO SAYO!
Scarlett: GO TO HELL!!! GO TO HELLL!!! GO TO HELLL!!!
Katherine: I'LL SEE YOU THERE!!!
Scarlett: Anong gusto niyong palabasin? Na mas magaling sa akin yang Katherine na yan?
Katherine: (papasok sa pinto ng conference room) Oh yes!!!
Scarlett: ISA KANG PUTIK!!!
Katherine: Bago mo pansinin ang putik sa mukha ko, PANSININ MO MUNA YANG PUSALI SA MUKHA MO! ANG BAHO!!! NANGANGAMOY NA!
Scarlett: Ang naamoy mo ang labi ng tatay kong pinagmumultuhan ka dahil sa kababuyan mo!
Katherine: UMALIS KA NA SA TRONO MO, DAHIL NAGBALIK NA ANG TUNAY NA REYNA!
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i wish this show is still showing... however, i'm just too late... i should've watched it back then...
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